Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I love him because...


I love him because he keeps me safe, comfortable and, warm.

I love him because when I have major bitchy ass PMS and hate him for NO reason he apologizes for "nothing".

I love him because I woke up at 4AM and wanted to go to breakfast and he got up and went with me! (at 4 freaking AM)

I love him because he loves my cooking, and puts up with me making taco's at least once a week... even though he really isn't that into Mexican.

I love him because my best friend is a psycho bitch that has tried to fuck him for the entire time we have been together, and I know he never would. (even though the bitch is drop dead gorgeous)

I love him because someday he will be the father of my children and he will make a great daddy!

I love him because every year he makes a REALLY HUGE deal out of my birthday!

I love him because he got us the cutest Chihuahua (Nemo Edward) in the world! And, let's me totally dress him up in the most ridiculous outfits ever (see above picture)!!!!!!!

I love him because on Saturday morning he takes me to this place he went to when he was little for breakfast... which we call "the shit hole".

I love him because every month I forget to buy tampons, he will go right out and buy them with out complaining.

I love him because he loved me having small 34A's and now at 36DD he still loves me.

I love him because he has the best mother ever, and she is totally the mother I never had.

I love him because he loves to read my blogs and make fun of me.

I love him because once a month he wisp's me away to a hotel (Seminole Hard Rock Casino-20 minutes away)room for 2 day's and we rent movies and get room service! I mean really... TALK ABOUT ROMANTIC!

I love him because when I am never expecting it he will bring me home roses from a dude on the corner.

I love him because he fills up my car with gas AND brings me home cigarettes!

I love him because when we fight in the end he always let's me win, even when I am SO SO SO wrong.


I love him because he loves loves me no matter what!

I could seriously go on and on, but I will end it here! I LOVE YOU JISH! Sooooooo Freaking much! <3 Barrrah.

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4 comments:

DONNA BOGIE said...

HEY SATAN, THATS SOO SWEET!
HE SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY GREAT GUY!
MY HUBBY IS VERY MUCH LIKE HIM BUT APPARENTLY NOT AS RICH!!

Bimbo Baggins said...

Awwww...how sweet.

Can I still fuck him?

I love you...

xoxo

Bimbo Baggins said...

Oh where, oh where has Satan gone? Oh where, oh where could she be???

Anonymous said...

Awwww...he sounds so whipped. In a good way. You guys sound so in love. Okay, that's about as cheesy as I'll ever get. My man sounds a lot like yours. Lucky us!